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Alphabet privelege

When someone gains an advantage due to their name's position in the alphabet such as being graded earlier or called later for something they don't want to do
I hate alphabet privelege, it's so unfair that clarence gets to go before me. fucking C's ,am I right?
by synthqueen555 May 4, 2024
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Alphabet

Oh damn baby look at you... listen You May hear this a lot. But I’ reckon I can sing my abcs to you . See I’ll give you this A because you’re awesome , this B because you’re beautiful, a C because you’re confident , And I’ll give you this D because you deserve it. The letters of the alphabet
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alphabetical easements

Assorted "from A to Z" relief-from-standard-requirements allowances, such as:
beesement: Where someone else volunteers to "get a buzz" managing da apiary so dat you can clear yer head for a while
breezement: Where you are allowed to either "fart proudly" or avoid "having yer cheek visited too roughly" by passing air-currents
ceasement: Not having to stop something you enjoy
cheesement: Being allowed to eat softer milk-curd solids instead of firmer-textured selections like Swiss or cheddar
Cleesement: Not having to sit in on a group-viewing of "Fawlty Towers" re-runs
creasement: Not having people fuss if yer clothes aren't ironed
Creesement: Where you are free to treat all Native-American tribes da same way
feesement: Having a service-charge waived
freezement: Not making you shiver yer a** off working outdoors in colder weather
geesement: Not having to deal wif all those annoying big white "honkers" in da farmyard
geezement: Fellow humans' refraining from expressing displeasure about your faults
greasement: Having someone else operate da lubing-gun
jeezement: Same deal as two definitions back
keysement: Not having to DIDDLE wif those FIDDLY little brass lock-opener devices, like if your ride uses a wireless remote
kneesement: What those squishy-foam mats or padded strap-on cups allow yer leg-joints when squatting on hard/rough surfaces
leasement: Not having to sign an agreement to use a dwelling or property
leesement: Being allowed "safe harbor"
More alphabetical easements:
measement: Not having to just think of others all da time
niecement: Not having to deal wif yer kid-brother's bratty pigtailed ankle-biter
peasement: Not having to either shell sphere-shaped veggies or eat yucky cereal
pleasement: Not having to either kowtow to others or speak super-politely
queasement: Being given a rest-break 'cuz you're feeling "rumbly in yer tumbly"
Reesement: Being given an orange-wrapped candy bar to munch on
seesement: Not having to either keep yer eyes open or remember/report what you observe
seizement: Either having others keep their grabby hands off'n you, or having Loctite LB 8150 applied to metal parts
sleazement: Freedom from "shady" dealings
Smeesement: What Peter Pan got whenever Captain Hook's right-hand man was absent
sneezement: What cold-and-flu remedies hopefully will provide
spreesement: Relief from a noticeable uptick in something
squeezement: Not having to be subjected to a hardship or bear-hug
teasement: Having others either respect your feelings or not serve you disgusting herbal-brew
teesement: Not having to play golf, wear undershirts, or cross a certain letter of da alphabet
threesement: Being allowed to just deal wif either two-or-less or four-or-more items
treesement: Not having to deal wif large/tall plants
tweezement: Being allowed to leave your lashes/brows as they grow naturally
wheezement: What Pat McManus gains from following da MFFFF.
zeesement: Being allowed some shut-eye
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
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Alphabetation

Apple's method of categorizing and sorting of music
I hooked up my iPod to my Mac and iTune's alphabetation reorganized my shit
by Threatcoil January 10, 2018
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Adelina Loves Charlie And The Alphabet is a piece of shit on YouTube, she worships a show called Charlie And The Alphabet so much she makes horrendous fanart, such as her human fanart and "rule 34" art, she also bashes opinions and ships, harasses people, and blocks people who are trying to help her not get banned, also her grammar is shit
Person 1: I ship Letter L X Letter J
Adelina Loves Charlie And The Alphabet: No, Letter L X Letter I
by Bombard Mint 4264 December 8, 2023
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alphabet folks

Used as an adjective or a noun to desricbe any law enforcement agency such as doj cps fbi cia atv ect.ect.
Man don't look now but them alphabet folks been peepin me all day.
by thisBadBeast March 13, 2021
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Alphabet boys

Any one represented by letters symbolizing the alpha or beginning. Always bet on black! R.A.M. G.O.E.
Before mankind's law the original people were self governed alphabet boys. Human history. People's heritage.
by R.A.M. G.O.E. March 21, 2021
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