Technology

Term used to describe a sexual toy, usu. for a woman.

DAYUM! I didn't know that you get that much technology all up in there!

by Sterling April 29, 2003

Technilogically Retarded

The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.

Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.

Person B: How do I do that?

Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.

by dreadpiratejack May 18, 2011

Technology prolonged shit

When you stay on the toilet for about an hour or more after you actually shit because you brought your smartphone, 3DS, vibrator, etc.

Welp, it's poopin' time!

*grabs smartphone*

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*flush*

*walks out to post-apocalyptic Earth*

Aw man, another technology prolonged shit.

by FistBomb060 March 1, 2014

Technology

A disease that affects millennials which causes no social interactions.

person1: so what did you do this summer
Person2: nothing literally just stayed inside all day watching Netflix, I’ve been effected by technology

by Kaybxtch August 8, 2018

Chennai Institute of Technology

Chennai Institute of Technology is one of the leading engineering college in chennai that provides various engineering courses with 100% placement..

Chennai Institute of Technology, is a recognized technical co-educational engineering college, located at Kundrathur, Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India. The college was established in 2010 by the Parthasarathy Seeniammal Educational Trust.

by chennai institute oftechnology September 19, 2017

technogynist

Someone who is not afraid of technology, but just doesn't like it. Cited in "CIO Survival Guide" by Karl D. Schubert (2004)

No, I don't use Facebook. I do use the computer when I have to, but since I'm a technogynist, I would rather not if I can avoid it.

by The First Recorded Technogynis September 20, 2009

technogeezer

A person young enough to know how to use the internet but too old to know all the cool lingo.

I'm such a technogeezer. I didn't know what "PWN" and "fupa" meant, so I looked them up on urbandictionary.com.

by thyrezine October 1, 2009