Ten Column Proofs

To realize that you have been tricked and these are not actually real. This was all a waste of time.
I can’t believe that I actually believed ten column proofs are real!
by AshtonBigBoi February 11, 2019
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Not having Proof

Not having Proof*
He he he haw
by Cloudy69420 April 03, 2022
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Jouf-proof

Nukable, gore-Tex material, DWR, dog proof, child proof, cat proof, put it on a heater proof, pretty much anything proof.
Yo, my jacket survived 9/11!

Yeah but was it jouf-proof?
by JacobSND December 05, 2018
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double proof vodkajuana

190 proof grain alcohol used to remove THC from Marijuana.
it's 420, time to hit the double proof vodkajuana
by JEKJr. the Father of Cats. April 20, 2023
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Alameda Proof

Similar to bulletproof, but from Alameda Research, one of the most predatory Cryptocurrency trading desk and market maker, famous for its mantra on Effective Altruism: take away your money through market manipulation and give it to politicians who keep them from going to jail.
protocols keep getting built with a game theoretic optimal in mind, all this hubbub about mechanism design, when really we should just be designing them to be alameda proof
by AlamedaResearch June 13, 2022
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When the proof remains valid

This refers to a situation where someone is accused of something, and while there is evidence presented, there is uncertainty about whether that evidence is genuine or fabricated, yet it has been officially deemed valid.
Nicholas: “Yo, you think that buttass text he showed was real?”
Marinucci: “They looked fake at first, but they got verified."
Kmoh: "When the proof remains valid.”
by KmohHasOpps May 06, 2025
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