When someone eats like a vegan, but still accepts animals being exploited for products and clothing.
by d3d_dog February 18, 2021

A strange creature that wanders around in Six Flags Magic Mountain, though it never rides any of the attractions, it gets it's enjoyment by scaring various guests of the park. It is rumoured that it snatches children from rides when it is hungry. It is a paying guest, so Six Flags can't kick him out if you complain.
Guy: "Hey, the plant guy made my wife have an attack and then ate my son!
Worker: "Did you sign the waiver?"
Guy: "Yes."'
Worker: "Then deal with it."
Worker: "Did you sign the waiver?"
Guy: "Yes."'
Worker: "Then deal with it."
by BabySealClubberLang June 14, 2011

A character in the new game smash ultimate that has a busted skill set but still managed to be better than Little Mac. This character is technically a female but very few people give any shits it’s a fucking plant.
by Stolie (ViralReplayyz) March 16, 2019

Someone who obsessively drinks Powerade or Gatorade and considers it over water. Basically it is considered a necessity for life for them.
Tom says, "What would life be without Powerade or Gatorade" Ethan replies, " Tom you are a fruity plant".
by FruityPlant August 9, 2016

by accuratedefine August 16, 2021

this is simply peeing on plants (for watering) when you are to drunk or to lazy to go inside to find the closest urinal.
by Batman & Robin March 7, 2008

by Roboflexible September 4, 2016
