string salmon

a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.

"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"

by cre8tv August 5, 2008

Puppet on a string

Someone who thinks they are clever and is trying to stir trouble with people on the net when a truly smart user comes along and owns them in such a fashion that they apply such tactics as to get the said person to dance like a puppet on a string

That Lindsay is owned by me like she was a puppet on a string.Watch me make her dance!

by MasterSofTrancE April 9, 2006

worm on a string

A type of furry sex toy meant for anal penetration.

Boyfriend: "Are you kinky?~"
Girlfriend: "I mean.. I kinda like worm on a string.."
Boyfriend: "What the fuck."

by klopis nilki November 16, 2019

No Strings Attached

One day The Temptations, Jackson 5, Boys II Men, New Edition, and The Four Tops had a baby. And they named it "No Strings Attached". Now six friends, from different backgrounds, come together to make music as sexy, sensual, and seductive as EVER! It's like sex to your ears.....I hope you brought protection......we didn't.

Person 1: "Have you heard about No Strings Attached?!"
Person 2: "What you talkin' bout, nigga?"
Person 1: "They are the best group of voices ever to come together. I booked them for my wedding and they vocally skeeted all over my ear drums."
Person 2: "Haha stupid-ass Jive Turkey, you shoulda wore protection"

by DRock440 January 24, 2010

V-string

WHat a whipped boyfriend woul buy his girl in an attemp to look not whipped, only solidifying his place as whipped.

"I bought the thong? WHose whipped now?"
"Still you, that v-string is 13 dollars for 5- cents worth of fabric."

by noT whipped December 29, 2003

Third Strings

Distant contacts when making certain illegal purchases. Usually utilized when there's a shortage in your immediate supply, causing you to have to call people you normally avoid to score from.

During the drought of December 07, Derek was forced to call some third strings.

by Wreck'D January 12, 2008

omg strings

a situation where one is talking gossip and their panties explode,so that everyone around them knows what they truly are-a gossip head...and then they point and shout: :"OMG STRINGS!!!!!!"

s: hey did u see that awful dress melanie was wearing tod- ahhh!!!oh no not again!
p:OMG STRINGS!!OMG STRINGS!!!!

by lashonHaraHead May 4, 2010