be serious

a way to say "stop joking" or tell someone to stop acting weird

"be serious, i beg you dont say you beat it in nandos"

"i was too gassed off the bunda styll"

by d2trappy May 21, 2021

Serious

Solemn

Serious...ly?

by I don't exist... January 24, 2019

serious

what urban dictionary is not

is urban dictionary even a serious thing

by Commando cat December 6, 2016

serious samaniac

someone who is a megafan of serious sam, and would never pirate a single serious sam game (even tormental).

human 1: look! that dude is wearing a serious sam t-shirt and has a backpack full of beheaded kamikaze plushes! he's a serious samaniac!!
human 2: *throws beheaded kamikaze plush at human 1*
beheaded kamikaze plush: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
human 2: it even yells!
human 1: cool.

by zazazzzazaazazaza October 13, 2021

As Serious As Joe

A phrase used to express the lack of care or interest in the particular topic; usually used in school scenarios, when your teacher assigns you something, dont give a shit, but then finish with an A in the class.

Example 1:
Yeah I haven't done my homework for the past few days, but I still aced the test...
Wow you've been As Serious As Joe lately.
Example 2:
Hey did you read chapters 27 & 28?
No, Ill just read them next week, im taking this As Serious As Joe

by ssmarine09 March 7, 2012

In the box serious

Expresses how important or serious a matter is. It is used to show a higher level of importance than a saying such as "dead ass" or "dead serious."

I'm not playing, I will come for you. I'm in the box serious.

by Janet&Cassida December 20, 2017

Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker

*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?

by The Undernot July 31, 2023