When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"
"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"
by Bg1981 January 2, 2014
Get the Jesus Wheeledmug. A cart wheel done in a way where it looks rigid, amateurish with legs and body stiff and bent. Males usually can't do cart wheels as nice as girls in general, so when they attempt this technique it's called a Man-Wheel, due to most males not knowing how to do nice look cart wheels, but the term gives them an ego boost.
That cheer leader maybe able to do nice cart wheels, but it is nothing compared to my awesome Man-Wheel!
by Master of Urban Lore July 25, 2011
Get the Man-Wheelmug. "Bro, check these new Jerusalem Wheels I got. Bitches will follow me to the promise land with these."
by McBluffin82 May 30, 2014
Get the Jerusalem Wheelsmug. by skyhighskittles February 22, 2019
Get the The Emory Wheelmug. A second third wheel. Two friends are together while two others are awkwardly there. The two together may Ben happy but the other two are annoyed and bored
by 123game321 February 12, 2018
Get the forth wheelmug. by Boelvis March 29, 2009
Get the Creamy Wheelmug. The point in a journey where you have officially left your starting point and begun traveling to your destination. Your bags are loaded, your kids are strapped in, your fully gassed up, food is packed, and you can officially announce your ETA. For people who run late all the time, this communicates that you have completed procrastinating and are done going back inside to grab “one more thing”. It comes from aviation jargon where your wheels leave the runway and you can fold up the landing gear.
In order to arrive at the park by noon, we need to be wheels up by 11:30!
OK, homie, I am finally wheels up, be there in 10 minutes.
OK, homie, I am finally wheels up, be there in 10 minutes.
by mikearchie July 2, 2021
Get the Wheels upmug.