Monkey KFC

"my monkey, Chongo did a Monkey KFC"
by Joenuts567 April 26, 2021
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mountain monkey

Damn, those mountain monkeys totally cleaned out the Systembolaget. They're like a swarm of locusts!
by SwampThang May 15, 2012
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many a monkey

Term that describes a large quantity of monkeys.
Wow, that zoo had many a monkey!
by Spraybottlesnowmen August 24, 2010
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Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette
dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead
by ILoveChicken420 May 31, 2015
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What the Monkey!

What the Monkey!” is an expression which can be applied to almost any situation. It is not a question, it is a statement. Something like "What the F'"but to avoid cursing. "What the Monkey" is an expression usually when you are describing some kind of accident or surprise that had happened but it's funny. Like you watch some Funny Home Video about a guy trying to make a dive in the pool but the board broke or a cows trying to chase after you and make love.
Mary: "Hey, Kevin passed out last night and they stuck a carrot in his nose and a Pineapple on his head. Then they took pictures"
Peter: "Hahaha...What the Monkey!"

Wes: "What the Monkey!! Who the heck threw my underwear on the chandelier?"
by Bard777 August 03, 2011
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monkey in the bush

Miss Swan: Ohhh!, Now I get it. This is a Monkey in the Bush bar. Hello, boys!
Boys: Hi, Miss Swan!
Miss Swan: I think it's great you all have each other, I just wish there was someone for me!
by Paul6293 December 09, 2006
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cooter monkey

Evil creatures that live in girls' underpants.
That girl is dirty. She has cooter monkeys.
by Momanon November 12, 2004
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