use the microwave

To have sex

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "

by jsurfs November 25, 2016

Flag

Get the use the microwavemug.

emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

Flag

Get the emotional microwave popcorn friendmug.

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

Flag

Get the 30 second microwave jobmug.

Microwave

A quick, heater upper that can heat up or cooks things in a jiffy, using an electrical outlet using the method e=mc2, which causes the said microwave to heat up your scrumptious, delicious meal

jon: “i used my microwave to heat up my mac and cheese”
jim: “ahaha sure thing johnny boy”

by grovillionaire December 9, 2019

Flag

Get the Microwavemug.

Microwave-behavior

When someone is teasing you sexually but has no intent to have sex with you.

I like to talk about sex with you and sextexting (but I've absolutely no interest to have real sex with you). This is how I express my microwave-behavior.

by Gon69 January 19, 2020

Flag