Michael

A michael is an amazing and handsome man, who can make you laugh harder than ever!! he is very sweet and kind and if your dating a michael (lucky you!!) he will give you so much love and attention and more!! not to mention he is a hottie;) if you ever meet a Michael cheerish him forever!

you mean da world to me, Michael 😍❤️

by trisha4657392 July 10, 2018

Michael

A Michael is an absolute dick. He can be funny at times, but doesn't seem to understand anyone. He makes the worst boyfriend possible. He will only make matters worse. He is kinda sticky and leaves an odd after taste after kissing you. He is just about as smooth as an 80 year old man. He CAN be cool, but that's pretty rare. He's obsessed with video games and you have to pry him out of his house. Michael's can be decent friends as long as you don't tell them any personal stuff.

Bob-I haven't seen Michael in a week. Is he still alive?

Sara-Yeah, he's just been playing some video game.

by Absolutetrash77777 August 3, 2017

Michael

Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand

Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael

Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand

by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 7, 2010

Michael

Michael- a tall handsome guy who can make any girl fall for him with one smile. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet . A Michael has a voice of an Angel. No matter what you do Michael will be there to help when you need him.

Girl 1: do you see that guy? He is so cute.
Girl 2: heels such a Michael

by Sassygirl7 April 3, 2019

Michael

when a guy ignores you for weeks after he gets upset

Lisa: how are things going with Luke?
Janet: Um, I called him out on his aggressive attitude and now he's pulling a Michael
Lisa: aw poor you

by redrubyroses May 25, 2018

Michael

He is the best. You can always talk to him when you need to and he will understand it. He will hide his feelings because he thinks you don't feel the same way. He's flirty and cocky. He is the definition of perfect and you will love him. He is worried about you and you only. He plays basketball and is 5'10 or taller usually. He works with you in class and is always wearing a hoodie that brings out the best in him. He tries his best but if he lets you down he makes up for it. If you got your self a Michael don't let go of him. He is attractive but will deny it. 😍❤😘

me: michael} is perfect
BSF: I know he is
me: he has all the right traits
BSF: and all the right flaws

by s i e r r a November 4, 2019

Michael

Michael is a guy that is strong with the nic (nicotine). He likes vaping juices that have 99% nicotine in them. Michael is that guy that doesn't follow the dibs rule and does not care about shotgun. He also fires cannon ball O's when vapes or smokes.

Togrul: Dibs first toke when it comes!
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*

by Hardcigger010101 February 3, 2020