mermadillo

This is a fantasy creature whose combination is a mermaid and an armadillo. The bottom half of the creature is the mermaid-half. Its top half is the armadillo-half.

Man 1: Look at the beauty of the swimming mermadillo!

Man 2: Beauty wasn't really the word I had in mind...

by President Jack Bauer October 30, 2014

mormaid

to make. made. making.

1) I will mormaid the team.
2) We mormaided a call for pizza.

by wow.done January 6, 2010

marmaid

a girlfriend who proper job title is barmaid but is really hot

my girlfriend the hottest marmaid

by sometool October 14, 2008

How do mermaids poop

They poop into their tail and that keeps them lubricated till the next bad rash...

How do mermaids poop?
1st mermaid : what a relief I finally pooped

2nd mermaid : all lubed up im jealous.

by Wesser123 January 6, 2018

Mermaiding

To fuck someone with both feet, or to fist someone with both feet.

My feet are cramped from mermaiding your mom all afternoon.

by Rolf Exton & Humphrey Garden April 16, 2013

Murmaided

Murder including murmaids
Murmaider

HE was Murmaided, I will get my vengance and Murmaider the Murmaider

by Killface[R] December 29, 2007

Mermaiding

When you pay someone to have sex or physical emotions with you or someone else like prostitution

Mermaiding is defined as someone selling their self or prostituting that bitch was mermaiding last night

by Bestpandora7539 March 25, 2019