Legless lizard

The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. — lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards — suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.
A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
by dkjedfrfuerh April 15, 2021
Get the Legless lizard mug.

Love Lizards

Love Lizards is a Rhythm Heaven Minigame. You play as a yellow ||Güiro Lizard||, your partner is a green, smaller Güiro Lizard. You must be in sync with your partner, while your partner shakes their tail, you scratch your back, but don’t do this randomly! You only do so after you both stomp your feet in a pattern.
“Mike! I just perfected Love Lizards!”
Shut up, I’m playing Glee Club.”
Get the Love Lizards mug.

Dorm Lizard

A term used for a girl who is for the dorms (ftd). You can often see her on her socials posting her around multiple boys, often drinking and/or vaping.
Damn bro, you sure you want that? I heard she a Dorm Lizard.

"She for the dorms bro"
by chadfoh1877 September 17, 2022
Get the Dorm Lizard mug.

stroke the lizard

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park
by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009
Get the stroke the lizard mug.

gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.
1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"
by chester jay November 11, 2009
Get the gut the lizard mug.

Pit lizards

Usually the bitches at the track that are either fat, redneck, or annoying as fuck
Bro check out all the pit lizards coming over, fuck bro let’s get outa here
by Butholepirate11789 July 05, 2021
Get the Pit lizards mug.