bowl lizard

A LIZARD IN THE SHAPE OF A BOWL THAT DOES THE AUTISTIC SCREECH ALSO IS THE BEST AT THE DANK

THAT IS A BOWL LIZARD IF EVER I SEEN ONE

by OREO_CAT June 30, 2018

Legless lizard

The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. — lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards — suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.

A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by dkjedfrfuerh April 15, 2021

liam lizard

The man who loves chicken curry and fortnite, he is ok.

Guy: Hi Liam Lizard
Liam Lizard: I cannot talk I am playing Fortnite and eating curry

by Coolguy234567 February 12, 2018

olivier lizard

olivier lizard is normally a gay person (gay means happy) who is hated by everyone and is an orphan

“don’t be such an olivier lizard” they exclaimed

by thetruediscordkittenowo April 30, 2022

The Fancy Lizard

hes gay... and a furry..

The Fancy lizard is gay.

by BURRLT01 March 19, 2023

stroke the lizard

Jamaican phrase for smoking a joint.

Hey man let's go stroke the lizard at the park

by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009

gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.

1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"

by chester jay November 11, 2009