Harry Kane

The act of Jizzing on somebody's walking stick.

The crippled woman down the road likes her husband to give her a Harry Kane.

by CuggyMunt May 25, 2023

Kane

The cutest and most respectable guy in the whole world! He is loyal and cool. If your not friends with Kane, then what are you doing?

Guy 1: Guess what, I'm friends with Kane
Guy 2: Cool, who the hell isn't

by ThatGuyKrispy February 26, 2023

Kane

A hot and sexy beast. He is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Kane you should be friends and never let him go. Kane usually has pretty brown eyes and beautiful curly brown hair. He usually with be nice to everyone that he meets and is rarely ever mean to anyone he comes into contact with. So if you get a Kane in your life never let them leave your life because you will regret it for the rest of your life.

-Kane is so hot!
Kane is the nicest person ever.

by The best definitions! March 29, 2023

Harry Kane

"Always a bridesmaid, never a bride"
The ultimate runner-up
Biggest bottle job in football

Harry Kane in his 30s has less trophies than a 17 year old.
With Bayern ending their run of 11 successive Bundesliga titles in 2024, as Bayer Leverkusen stormed to their first-ever title win, fans were concerned that Kane had brought his inability to win trophies.

Great collection of runner up medals Kane must have

by MomentsFC July 15, 2024

Kane

Massive knob. Eats pussy 3 meals a day.

Kane.

by Luelisabeth February 21, 2023