Jason

He is a very shy person who likes to masturbate a lot. Sometimes he likes to play around and touch other people. HE may seem creepy at first but he is very talkative even though he talks in a monotonous voice. He jacks off once in the morning and at the night to the girl he is completely crushing over! TAYLOR! Overall, very nice guy but is kinda creepy.

Have you seen that Jason? That guy seems totally like a Jason

by DawitLoverandGrishenHater101 March 6, 2019

Jason

1. Someone who'll look you in the eyes while you spider poop.
2. Knows exactly how to tell a fart joke.
3. A blumpkin friendly friend.

1. I spider pooped with Jason yesterday, he was on top. His eyes are so blue.
2. Jason told a fart joke.
3. Jason poops easier when receiving a blumpkin.

by buttjed February 3, 2010

Jason

To jason is when you secretly video tape a girl having sex with you in your childhood bedroom as a 45 year old balding fat dude..

wow he did a jason!

That girl has no idea what she is in for..

yeah shes gonna be another internet hit..

by POVERTYISADIFFICULTHING June 15, 2010

Jason

A person who is peng. He appears nice but isnt what you expect when you get to know him.

Rahhh Did you see jason in his new gymking tracksuit?

by Roadgyal July 4, 2018

Jason

Jason is a very kind hearted person. Jason is a quite athletic individual. He has strength, speed, great coordination, great reaction times and aerobic endurance. He will likely use this in is future career. Jason is also extremely attractive to girls, as he has a huge penis he is extremely good at sex, however unlike most guys with a big penis he knows how to use it and instead of hurting the girl he makes them orgasm uncontrollably making them want more. Jason is also very ambitious and will excel at everything he puts his mind too. Jason is also very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. However one bad thing about Jason is his luck. Jason will likely face illegal problems in his life like being involved with drugs and gang violence meaning he will need a companion/partner of the opposite sex to guide him in the right way. His bad luck and guidance will likely start at the age of 12 and end at the age of 25. Despite this many people are jealous of Jason and will try put him down but he will sub come that. Jason will be remembered and be written down in history.

.Jason I love the way you eat my ass and make me orgasm and move my hips uncontrollably with your huge dick.
.Jason When can I suck your huge dick again.
.Jason I love when you cum in my ass
.Jason your so good at playing with my pussy
. I love when you eat my ass Jason
. I love when you spank my ass Jason

by Aveuvuevuevuevue November 18, 2018

Jason

Retard, who still plays Fortnite. He is trying to hide it but he likes this one girl, who’s name starts with a t and ends with and i, but he just won’t admit it. He tells people about being racist and tries to show off to the girls, especially the

first person I said and a person starting with a s and ending with an I.

Jason: I don’t like s.i. Or t.i.

Also Jason: Hey s.i. how are u doing today

by Pp luvr January 18, 2020

Jason

A Jason is a sub breed of a Kyle (male Karen)

Dude he’s such a Jason. Like wtf

by CommanderQ August 23, 2021