Hym "Go fuck yourself Instagram. Just let me view it in the browser and get this fucking continue with Facebook shit off my screen... Faggot!"
by Hym Iam January 17, 2024
Get the Instagrammug. A person who only engages in hunting or fishing for the sole purpose of posting pictures of theirselves hunting/fishing on social media
Wade: "Zach, why are you taking so many selfies? Your scaring away the deer!"
Zach: "I gotta post this shit on Instagram! What's the point of hunting if nobody knows your doing it?"
Wade: "your such an Instagram hunter"
Zach: "I gotta post this shit on Instagram! What's the point of hunting if nobody knows your doing it?"
Wade: "your such an Instagram hunter"
by HassleCaugh June 17, 2016
Get the Instagram Huntermug. n. A global phenomenon of people thinking they're seeing the love of their life while scrolling on instagram even though they've never spoken or interacted with them.
by Adam_is_a_real_human March 22, 2023
Get the Instagram lustmug. Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.
Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?
Person 2: ong bro thought he did something ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.
Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
Person 2: ong bro thought he did something ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ’€
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.
Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
by satire1 August 18, 2024
Get the 24/7 Instagram comment addictmug. by Rybandz May 7, 2018
Get the sleep instagrammug. The coolest new wave of punk subculture which involves posting yourself in the classic 70s punk style, wearing extravagant makeup, piercings and untamed hair dyed into unnatural colours. Side by side, Instagram punks and the scene subculture are very similar, with one being the lovechild of techno and emo culture, and the other being the love child of social media narcissism and your dad’s (or lack thereof) music collection.
Alternating themselves from the original 70s punks, Instagram punks don’t hold any strong legitimate view of political happenings / philosophies. However, many hold a baseline of which style of Instagram punk they want to portray through their online personality. For example, a communist Instagram punk may enhance their online persona by sharing their distaste for capitalism from their Chinese sweatshop-produced phone while regularly enjoying fast food. Some other Instagram punks may also share a message of hatred for government and surveillance despite regularly donating selfies to a multi million dollar corporation’s database to be data mined.
Alternating themselves from the original 70s punks, Instagram punks don’t hold any strong legitimate view of political happenings / philosophies. However, many hold a baseline of which style of Instagram punk they want to portray through their online personality. For example, a communist Instagram punk may enhance their online persona by sharing their distaste for capitalism from their Chinese sweatshop-produced phone while regularly enjoying fast food. Some other Instagram punks may also share a message of hatred for government and surveillance despite regularly donating selfies to a multi million dollar corporation’s database to be data mined.
Girl: I like your Sex Pistols shirt, I had a boyfriend that looked exactly like Sid Viscious.
Guy with green mohawk and anarchy badges: Sid who?
*Thinking* Girl: Wow, what is with the abundance of Instagram punks nowadays?
Guy with green mohawk and anarchy badges: Sid who?
*Thinking* Girl: Wow, what is with the abundance of Instagram punks nowadays?
by Famian March 10, 2019
Get the instagram punkmug. A platform guaranteed to turn the addicted into sererely depressed individuals who will eventually make the decision to CTB because they don't have a good life that's as exciting as the famous people on there.
Eric (after a long day of being bullied at school) : I'm so bored, I'm just gonna use my phone for entertainment.
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
*Eric opens instagram*
*He sees people on there posting about them having a good time, how they're sorrounded with great friends*
Eric: oh shit
*Eric continues to scroll*
*Eric starts looking through a pretty girl's posts and sees things that make him green with envy*
*A random user cyber bullies Eric about how he has absolutely no life after he comments on one of the girl's posts, hoping for her attention but no reply*
Eric: I've had enough, time to CTB.
*Eric makes the decision to CTB, goes to the top of his apartment building and jumps off*
by Al_000 April 20, 2024
Get the Instagrammug.