The art of scratching your ass, usually in public, in a manner where others can see what you are doing.
I thought that blonde at the bar last night was hot until I saw her raking the ditch right in the middle of the dance floor.
by wubby4444 July 29, 2011
by C.R. Estee July 26, 2019
by Number one memer May 28, 2017
Becky- "I heard you ditch ovened Linda! She said she's never going to call you again."
Julian- "yes!!!! it worked!!!"
Julian- "yes!!!! it worked!!!"
by Fat Moron June 19, 2011
by Nicholi Kornachefsky December 18, 2005
*girl passes out*
Mary- Jemma has passed out- serves her right!
Jade- Meh, Bitch in a ditch and all.
Mary- Jemma has passed out- serves her right!
Jade- Meh, Bitch in a ditch and all.
by coolkid1178 April 03, 2012
by bser2000 January 08, 2012