The art of scratching your ass, usually in public, in a manner where others can see what you are doing.
I thought that blonde at the bar last night was hot until I saw her raking the ditch right in the middle of the dance floor.
by wubby4444 July 29, 2011

When you plan on having sex doggy-style and then ghosting the individual after the one-night stand. Used by people whose favorite position is doggy-style.
by letsgetfreaky21 July 30, 2017

Becky- "I heard you ditch ovened Linda! She said she's never going to call you again."
Julian- "yes!!!! it worked!!!"
Julian- "yes!!!! it worked!!!"
by Fat Moron June 19, 2011

by Number one memer May 28, 2017

by Nicholi Kornachefsky December 28, 2005

*girl passes out*
Mary- Jemma has passed out- serves her right!
Jade- Meh, Bitch in a ditch and all.
Mary- Jemma has passed out- serves her right!
Jade- Meh, Bitch in a ditch and all.
by coolkid1178 August 27, 2012

by bser2000 January 8, 2012
