Private School Hard

When a student who goes to private school thinks they are tough as shit, but actually they are soft and protected, and would probably get the shit kicked out of them if they went to a public school.

Person 1: Man, Billy thinks he’s so tough and badass.

Person 2: Haha, that dude is private school hard. Billy is a bitch.

by Assholeteacher June 3, 2018

Why my pp hard?

This phenomenon usually occurs when watching something weird or epic.

Someone in a comment section said, "why my pp hard?" it was funny.

by HahaNut27 March 21, 2019

My pp is hard

When your dick gets so hard it's about to explode.

God, my pp is hard and I wanna die.

by nuttery October 9, 2017

my pee-pee is hard

What a small child says to their parent when they get an erection

These are called "Baby Boners"

Kid- "Mommy my pee-pee is hard"

Mom- "Oh dear god"

by Psycho_The_Rapist August 18, 2016

Why The fuck my Peepee hard

A great way to start a conversation with your dad

"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

by Mr Yelah September 16, 2017

Yo why the fuck my peepee hard

Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.

A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?

by KangarooJecht October 14, 2018

Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

The literal worst instagram caption you can ever use. If you use this you will get bullied

Did you see demarcus's caption? it was Drip so hard niggas think I got a pussy

by danielkhan December 27, 2018