When you ejaculate on a cancer patients head under going kemo therapy and rubbing the jizz on the bald head and make it like a hairline
by epichpap69 January 7, 2023

by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021

The haircut of a person who has been influenced by their superiors at their place of work to only have the most basic of all haircuts. This is because they act as a cog in the machine and all that matters is their labor, not their personality. Children who go to schools with a strict dress code may also have Cog Haircuts.
Friend 2: Ayo your homie’s hair looks like ass.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.
Friend 1: Yeah his boss only lets him have that Cog Haircut.
by stalepork6 May 28, 2021

(n.) (Commonly abbreviated to H.E.S.)
A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
A term used to describe stunning women, typically video vixens, from the 90s, renowned for their bold, iconic haircuts and vibrant, often weird or unconventional personalities.
“Gloria Velez was a total H.E.S. girl in the 90s.”
"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”
“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
"Those H.E.S. girls in that old music video were serving looks AND attitude!”
“You’re acting like one of those haircut experts..”
by Deedoe August 3, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Antonio Banderas: The First Haircut 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Another word for suicide via firearm/gun. Likely named after the Remington revolvers and gaining a haircut via a revolver, i.e. brand new hole in your head.
by ArsMoriendiTrue February 12, 2025

by anonymous June 14, 2025
