Fortnite

A TERRIBLE mistake.

Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*

by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019

Fortnite

Trashy game that nobody likes except from streamers like "Tofu, Crinja , and other streamers"..... I literally can't have a normal 'History' class without pupils in front of me talking about Fartnut. Plz helllp

Friend 1: hEy WaNnA pLaY fOrTnItE aFtEr ScHoOl?
Friend 2: SuRe
Me: *Facepalm*, Guys please stop I'll get cancer if you continue

by SchpeckLover123 September 18, 2019

fortnite

epic epicer then you epic noob LOLOL no u not epic LOllll hahah get rekt noob *does SO EPIC floss dance*

WE LOVE FORTNITE WE LOVE FORTNITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH MMMMMMMHHHH

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018

Fortnite

A disease that has killed the human race

“What’s a fortnite”
“Subscribe to Dolan dark”

by Dabbernation12358 June 25, 2018

Fortnite

a trash game that 9 year olds simp over the girl characters

9yo "i play fortnite minecraft sucks."
me: "stfu 9yo lil waste of sperm."

by mememan4909 October 13, 2020

Fortnite

Shit that everyone's talking about in 2018.

Person 1: Lets play FORTNITE!

Person 2: Fk no! shitty games these days!

by The Noobly Gamer July 24, 2018

Fortnite

Also know as the game for 9-8yr kids they always scream and say shut the fuck when they are mad and always complain to buy v-bucks to flex

Mom can i buy v-bucks for fortnite said billy

No said the mom
*boss battle music intenseifys*
why do i hear boss music said the mom

by Fortnite sucks deez nuts October 22, 2019