Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

with the urgency of an emergency tampon

This is a phrase that indicates a very serious situation that is on a urgent timeline - it needs to be fixed NOW

As Ally jokingly posted a manipulated image of one of her friends appearing fatter than she was on the Gram, she recalled said friend had multiple embarrassing real images of her. So, with the urgency of an emergency tampon, she removed her post and then shared a flattering image of her friend, who was named Abby btw, and tagged it "Bad Bitch!"

by von groovy July 9, 2024

emergency response liberty county

A popular game, however it is getting more and more unpopular as the developers start to delay updates and forget game breaking bugs.

"man, those emergency response liberty county developers are lazy as anything"

by rowse honey enjoyer July 15, 2024

jort emergency

when you need to immediately on the go turn your pants into a pair of jorts.

john: my pants are inside out
rick: looks like a jort emergency!

by t5q34ergresg August 14, 2024

emergency brown out

When you experience a near miss accident that could easily result in death and soil yourself out of shock.

I almost got hit by a bus and had an Emergency Brown Out. I had to go home and change my pants.

by JC360 February 5, 2023

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