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drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.
“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”
by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018
mugGet the drunken cheesecakemug.

Master of the drunken schlong

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
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drunken pile

A body of at least 10 extremely drunken people passed out on top of each other or around each other forming a human pile or a group.
He got so drunk last night, he got in a drunken pile
by MLGPugMaster January 13, 2017
mugGet the drunken pilemug.

drunken mess

when your very drunk and is mess to everyone
by reallygoodlookingman1 May 16, 2022
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