Catching A Curtie

When you sneak a nap in while on shift

Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie”

by Baby giant March 3, 2022

curtis jones jr

boy with big ass lips, his friends drag him by his lips in his hawk hall class , he says marist girl basketball team is trash , brooke says he’s trash at basketball , he’s always depressed but somehow got a girlfriend . You CAN’T comb his hair what so ever. THAT BITCH NAPPY!!!

Look it’s Curtis jones jr he’s lips hang from his mouth .

by Curtis Jones Jr November 22, 2021

Curtis

Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.

past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising

You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.

by headofcurtis November 3, 2022

Curtis Beefy

Curtis is so beefy he can break down any door. Especially women’s doors ;)

Kristian: Ur not beefy enough to open this door!
Curtis Beefy: No.

by Beefydestroyer July 6, 2021

Curtis

How it smells at Alamo car rentals in Denver Colorado. It’s like cinnamon sugar or churros, but not nearly as good

It really smells Curtis in here

by Beewheelz October 5, 2019

Curtis

Has the biggest cock in the world gets all the hoes starting at his boner. No one can compete

Curtis is such a hottie

by Your_mom69-69 February 15, 2022

Curtis

Curtis is the most expensive human ever to buy. Hes sexy and awesome, and he'll be the best boyfriend ever. Not to mention, everyone loves him. Surely a sexy man! Plus the handsomeness!

Omg, I wish I was dating Curtis instead of that other bitch!

by a1a1sex November 24, 2021