Ineffable clusterfuck

When something or someone is so fucked up there are no longer words to describe their complete dumbassery..
The ineffable clusterfucks are back at it again, running their one eye worn suckers about bullshit to stay relevant…..
by Ajkirkham21 June 20, 2025
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Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.
"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."
by Section A December 17, 2013
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clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 02, 2020
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Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
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