smooth as cocaine

Fly as fuck!!! aKa THE MOTHER FUCKING BEST!!! 💋

She is smooth as cocaine!!! With all that booty and that smile,damnnn!!!

by Gramsof2 July 1, 2017

cocaine mountain

A place where a person goes when they are completely out of it. Also known meth boulevard. Or limbo.

I went to cocaine mountain when i did meth

by CocaineMountain November 22, 2013

smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.

I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.

by Masterbator May 13, 2014

Cocaine Pirate

Josh Sloop is a cocaine pirate. "Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

"Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

by deathsquirts May 8, 2021

Canadian cocaine

Some really good Cocaine.

Aleeysha: Yoooo this cocaine is bare mad!
Shahina: Thats some Canadian Cocaine bro, goes hard asf.

by shahinz_bbb June 12, 2021

curt cocaine

Load a blank into a shotgun ram as much cocaine in the barrel as you can then shoot yourself in the face

“Lets get wild this weekend and hit a fuckin curt cocaine!!”

by PatrickPaine April 28, 2022

Cocaine Clit

The female equivalent to whiskey dick but after, well, you know...

Becky - “How was it the other night?”
Sammy - “Yeah, was it good?”
Laura - “Guys, I couldn’t do it. I got that cocaine clit...”

by ClarissaXxOooxxXo July 29, 2020