two tears in a bucket

shit happens, life goes on... originally a quote from "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"

The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...

"but what if your girlfriend catches us shagging in her kitchen?"

"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."

by ktied September 11, 2005

Bucket List

As previously mentioned it refers to a list of things to do before one dies. It originates from the term 'to kick the bucket' , itself a 17th century term meaning'to die'.

I've just been to the Great Wall of China - I can scratch that one off my bucket list.

by Manfred j May 11, 2018

tool bucket

A bitch that pissed you off! A less offensive version of the word Cunt.

Did you talk to Heather recently? She's a tool bucket.

by francois m January 11, 2008

cum-bucket

one who frequently engages in any sexual act in which bodily fluids relating to sex organs are exchanged; one who is characteristically indiscriminate of their sexual partners

your mom's a fuckin' cum-bucket

by julius May 13, 2005

passion bucket

As used on the "Dan Patrick Show" the term "Passion Bucket" describes the amount of energy or love one has for a certain object, event or theme.

I had a full passion bucket after the Giants slapped Brett Favre around the other night!

Cobe Bryant's "Passion Bucket" was full the other night after a Laker's win!

by onemilmhz January 24, 2008

Bucket-Boy

One who spends all day sitting on an empty upside-down five gallon bucket. They can sometimes be seen in poor neighborhoods in front of beverage stores.

"Hey look at that bucket-boy scaring away customers."

by F.R. January 7, 2005

cum bucket

A female who's only mission in life is to lay on her back and get fucked.

That stupid cum bucket didn't come home last night.

by Catdick of North Highlands April 24, 2010