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by marcilove April 29, 2009
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BMW Babe

A hottie with good taste in cars. Likes BMW's.
She's a BMW Babe.
by ivisu January 27, 2009
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bmw m3

BMW's m3 is part of BMW's Tuner series which also consist of BMW's 3 series (325i, 335i, ect.) The 06' model of the m3 is most popular being that its fast, LOOKS GREAT, and has MANY aftermarket parts such as Body Kits (BMW E-46 GTR (Flossman) Full Wide Body Kit) which is also the most popular body kit for this car
dam....that BMW m3 wit that wide body will pwn that supra
by er!k harris January 11, 2008
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BMW M5

A beautiful German sedan that looks like any regular stylish sedan but has the blood of a high performance sports car. It will smoke your average ricey import.
The guy in the BMW M5 just smoked my little Honda by 100 car lenghts! WTF! I thought it was just a regular family car I was trying to race for fun!!! This isn't fair!The guy in the BMW M5 just smoked my little Honda by 100 car lenghts! WTF! I thought it was just a regular family car I was trying to race for fun!!! This isn't fair!!
by Jeret July 30, 2008
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BMW rider

Pfffft, check this idiot out... he probably rides either A) A Harley or B) A crotch rocket. There is no good reason to not ride a BMW. For instance, to answer the question, heated seats and grips are required when you ride in Midwest falls and winters, and hard luggage for when it rains. BMWs are on the road rain or shine - not like sissy rocket ricers who have to wait for perfect weather to uncover their bike. Harleys are just as awesome as Beamers unless you want your engine to rattle off the frame every week and want to schedule a tune up every month.
Get a BMW K12LT, K12GT, or R12RT and actually ENJOY owning your bike like all the other BMW riders.
by BMW Guy September 11, 2006
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BMW M5

A German sedan that is capable of leaving any japanese rice trash in its dust.
"The M5 just blew the doors off that pathetic honda civic."
by turbine April 14, 2004
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BMW

Black Man's Wheels.
Overrated cars that are no better than a Vectra/Mondeo/etc, but have "brand cachet" (i.e. gullible fools are prepared to pay a lot more to get the same thing, but with a nicer badge).
The interiors are horrible. Claustrophobic (come up very high at the front) and in a really nasty grey/blue plastic.
Often driven by accountants, sales reps and estate agents, which says it all...
BMW dealers treat their customers like scum and have their hands in their customers' pockets at every opportunity.
Don't even touch the X3 or X5 SUVs for towing a horsebox. You would be better off getting the horse to tow the car out of a wet field of grass!
Idiot: I have a brand new BMW 325i.
Me: When will you have paid for this toy?
Idiot: Ehhh, about 10 years after I die.
Me: Enjoy...
by fubarderby September 17, 2008
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