A pale out of shape character, socialising on 10% battery left, battery saver mode activated with a lost and confusion deep soul exposed, delayed by sudden reactions dazed out low on fuel, mind running on overdrive, clanking gears due to being 3 days PLUZ in and hasn't had a top up of oil to lubricate the dipstick or a spray of wd40 between shifts of smashing drugs or bevvies before hitting nan's 93rd birthday at the reserve in 38° heat, nice mid day event "TBMB" literally half dead when hitting the cricket ball thrown by uncle Paul's bowl but stopped the munggum and still turning up to mask the bender but refusing to eat saying "oh thankyou I just ate tho" even tho they haven't eaten a spec of solids since mid last week during a workday with uncle Steve and literally queefing while smelling the BBQ being cooked..
A standard, Opens can of drink for the third time in one sitting takes 31 minutes to take first sip, 95% SUNGLASSES FLEX A MUST or "strategy distant" keeping distance from mother or father figures, if exposed can be very lethal for all parties.
Someone who has just absolutely had a fucking bangaslangafrizzdanga of a high of their life for 3 days straight or more and hasn't slept yet so reality is still a fuck life lets live motto,
but deep down behind those sunnies and fake tan sponsored by Calvin klien, knows once awoken from his dome on mondy morning his life's fully fucked and begins the TBMB cycle...
A standard, Opens can of drink for the third time in one sitting takes 31 minutes to take first sip, 95% SUNGLASSES FLEX A MUST or "strategy distant" keeping distance from mother or father figures, if exposed can be very lethal for all parties.
Someone who has just absolutely had a fucking bangaslangafrizzdanga of a high of their life for 3 days straight or more and hasn't slept yet so reality is still a fuck life lets live motto,
but deep down behind those sunnies and fake tan sponsored by Calvin klien, knows once awoken from his dome on mondy morning his life's fully fucked and begins the TBMB cycle...
Bro, you ready to hit the rails this Friday again?
Last weekend was absolutely off tap!
My cousin wants to join the TBMB weekend!
You were bent as bro remember nan cracking on about water on Sunday, pffft
I was tryna explain it
Simple
Polly was the Bent mangabanga
Last weekend was absolutely off tap!
My cousin wants to join the TBMB weekend!
You were bent as bro remember nan cracking on about water on Sunday, pffft
I was tryna explain it
Simple
Polly was the Bent mangabanga
by Smiggymate April 14, 2023
Get the The Bent mangabangamug. when you say damn straight, it means to agree or something is straight forward.
But damn bent means that something is wrong or messed up.
But damn bent means that something is wrong or messed up.
Person 1: yo, trump is cool
Person 2: damn bent! hes an idiot
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Person 1: look, theres will, hes cool
Person 2: damn bent, i hate him
Person 2: damn bent! hes an idiot
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Person 1: look, theres will, hes cool
Person 2: damn bent, i hate him
by dyingbutthriving September 13, 2017
Get the damn bentmug. by Bonzo42069 July 8, 2024
Get the bent tent cementmug. Being "fent bent" at Golden Corral typically refers to the feeling of indulgence and satisfaction experienced after enjoying a hearty meal at the buffet. Picture yourself surrounded by a wide array of delicious options, from savory meats and fresh salads to decadent desserts. The atmosphere is lively, filled with the sounds of laughter and clinking plates, and you might feel a sense of camaraderie with fellow diners. After indulging in multiple helpings, there's a contented heaviness in your stomach, and you might even find yourself in a blissful food coma, reminiscing about your favorite dishes. It's a moment where the joy of good food and company comes together, leaving you feeling both satisfied and perhaps a little too full!
by Blaske May 24, 2025
Get the Fent Bent at Golden Corralmug. by BestBoiJayJay April 1, 2020
Get the Get Bentmug. by Farmer John Frank January 29, 2019
Get the Bentmug. by Master of beargreen August 22, 2023
Get the bent moonmug.