<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Virgo Asmita Because It Is A Hundred Bullet ROund Drums Near THe Lockleys<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Virgo Asmita Because It Is A Hundred Bullet ROund Drums Near THe Lockleys<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Virgo Asmita Because It Is A Hundred Bullet ROund Drums Near THe Lockleys<.7.9.76.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

They won because of the Refs

What butt hurt NFL fans say when either their team loses or Tom Brady wins.

Man, that guy is such a sore loser and he claimed that they won because of the Refs. I mean, losing sucks, but come on man, get a grip already!

by PhoenixGamer34 February 15, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Franklin De Yuca Tapped Me On THe Right Shoulder So I Thank Him Because All I Ever Wanted Was the Circle & Line Based Abrasion On My Left Knee & Not The Scratchpad Based Abrasion (Scratch And Sniff)<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

<.7.9.6.7.>The Reason Why Angel Hellstrom Jose robles Will Live A Good Life Is Because Of THe ANgel number 2504, A Microwave, And Psychology To Realize He Will Go To A Psychiatric Doctor For Raped Treatments To Be Received As Gifts<.7.9.6.7.>

<.7.9.6.7.>The Reason Why Angel Hellstrom Jose robles Will Live A Good Life Is Because Of THe ANgel number 2504, A Microwave, And Psychology To Realize He Will Go To A Psychiatric Doctor For Raped Treatments To Be Received As Gifts<.7.9.6.7.>

<.7.9.6.7.>The Reason Why Angel Hellstrom Jose robles Will Live A Good Life Is Because Of THe ANgel number 2504, A Microwave, And Psychology To Realize He Will Go To A Psychiatric Doctor For Raped Treatments To Be Received As Gifts<.7.9.6.7.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Because it's politically inconvenient for me

Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.

Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2023