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Alternative August

The time when Kellyanne Conway left the White House to focus on her children and not the daycare centre where she was employed to give Alternative Facts.
In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".
by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
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alternative august

The alternative timeline when Kellyanne Conway left the White House in Alternative August to take care of her children.

Promising "less drama, more mama" as she focused on her children and not the daycare where she was employed.
In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".
by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
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Alternative energy utopia

The highest evolutionary form of the regressive. greern new deal
The green new deal. If not reversed, will inevitably lead to an alternative energy utopia
by Sexydimma July 15, 2022
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Alternative Relationship

Any relationship between individuals that does not conform to traditional hetero normal social standards of a monogamous marriage between a man and a woman. Alternative Relationships include but are not limited to people in same-sex marriages, the polyamorous, swingers, a-sexual partnerships, well as relationships based on power exchange, fetishes, or historic relationship archetypes such as 1950s Households.
Doug's parents were shocked when they learned that he was bisexual and polyamorous. Doug explained that there were many types of Alternative Relationship types today besides traditional marriage.
by Zev- August 3, 2022
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Functionally Alternative

A person or persons whom are unable to operate a hammer or tools in general but are extremely capable with knowledge.
Suzan is functionally alternative, she might hurt herself with a soup spoon but she'll hurt you with her knowledge of appropriate Shakespeare insults.
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Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole
by eleanormarx November 26, 2022
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Alternate

Some black hole colored man that is 10'4 and likes to do ASMR is your ear.
We need to stay inside to not alert the Alternates.
by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022
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