Wallnutting

The act of masturbating and smacking your dick against the wall as you nut letting it go all over the wall

Person 1: whats with your walls, did your painter not finish yet
Person 2: Oh no I was just wallnutting

Person 1: Whats wrong with you

by Thewallnut March 29, 2019

Winter Wallnuts

The inexplainable shrivelled shape a male scrotum achieves when subjected to freezing temperatures.

"It's so cold today, my bollocks have turned into Winter Wallnuts!"

by TheAlanFella November 5, 2008