John Wade

The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.

Person 1: Look at that handsome man over there!

Person 2. He must be a John Wade.

by Guitarjo April 30, 2022

Wade joke

A joke that's kind of funny but when you laugh at it you feel like you let yourself and everyone else down

"That was a total Wade joke"

by ILoveKetchup402 January 15, 2025

Coby Wade

Everyones big daddy

Coby Wade is a great example

by Kuhn1738 October 7, 2016

Wade

A word used by Moriah Elizabeth herself meaning weird

I really liked to use the word wade when I was younger because I was was... hahaha. This cube is super wade.

by Paisley..Bailey March 19, 2021

mrs wade

a maths teacher, kind to the good, evil to the ones who dont know their times tables....

mrs wade: little billy, what's 2x4?

little billy: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2

mrs wade: detention

by bobertthetortoise October 29, 2021

owen wade

Absolutely fuckin legend. Everybody loves him (especially fat chicks) however he’s quite gay kr camp. Loves a good fucking but most think he’s a rapist and an insest.

Omg Rob just touched that boy, he’s such an Owen wade...

by marc xx July 10, 2018

Coby Wade

Everyones big daddy

Coby Wade is a great example

by Kuhn1738 October 7, 2016