coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 10, 2022

Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers.

Combines to the common saying of "being in the closet" meaning to be non-publicly queer and fighting demons.

Person 1:"I came out and my friend said: 'We all have those thoughts, we just gotta fight them'"

Person 2:"Man's not fighting demons, he's fighting closet hangers."

by KubaKaktus April 22, 2023

Low hangers propelling

The act of rotating one's low-hanging ballsack like a boat propeller.

Last night I did some low hangers propelling in front of my girlfriend,she got wet and proceeded to viciously suck on my nutsack like a hyena .

by drumtriggrsRasMetlasRiseToFall August 08, 2016

gorilla hanger

A drink made with vodka and a drop of oj

I'd like a gorilla hanger

by gorilla hanger December 11, 2013

titty hangers

The bumps you get when you shirts or sweaters have been hanging too long.

Man, I didn't realize this shirt had titty hangers, ugh!

by Ruralrowboy April 10, 2016

alabama cliff hanger

A male hangs on an object, and the femal is under the male, while the male is taking a shat, to which the girl then bites off the feces halfway through his shat

I just scored last night! I got to do the Alabama cliff hanger with this $2 hooker!

by The chainwaxers January 12, 2018

dick hanger

When you're in the club grinding on someone and you get half hard, then leave to grind on someone else.

A cliff hanger, you let the person know how big your dick is then leave before it gets too good or continue telling a story.

Oh wow man I left a bunch of dick hangers in there.

So she couldnt fit the whole thing in her mouth right...

by pseudo nympho April 24, 2016