man I really used to thing that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen until I met your stupid ass. Fckn me , your one goofy mother fucker!
by FTW-WTF December 11, 2022
Get the goofy mother fuckermug. A guy that just had a breakup with their gf and become insane and say they don't need girls in order to hide that they're butthurt as fuck. After the breakup, literally any attractive girl they see they will say, "they're for the streets" even when they know absolutely nothing about them. They also might frequent the gym, saying "bros over hoes" when in reality they are absolutely devastated mentally and emotionally.
Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Stop being a butthurt mother fucker bro. Also stop saying girls only care about height when u asking out girls that are a good 4-8 inches taller than u. Ur telling me that it isn't natural for a girl 5'8"+ to want a man that's at least 6 feet tall? fuck outta here. Would a taller guy have an advantage in dating over a short guy? Evolutionarily and scientifically, yes, but it is not everything. There is so many more things in a man and women as well that makes them attractive, like looks, hair, personality, voice, muscle mass, intelligence, so much shit, never forget that stuff. i've been writing this for a good hour now and its getting late so I hope anybody reading this gets an ego boost and gets their head out of the fucking swamp.
by Hamburger harold November 3, 2021
Get the butthurt mother fuckermug. Person 1: how are you mother fucker
Person 2: im pretty good
This is way better than this
Person 1: how are you dude
Person 2: I iDeNtIfY aS fEmAlE
Person 3: sToP dEmOnIzInG tRaNs PeOpLe By NoT rEsPeCtInG tHeIr PrOnOuN
Person 2: im pretty good
This is way better than this
Person 1: how are you dude
Person 2: I iDeNtIfY aS fEmAlE
Person 3: sToP dEmOnIzInG tRaNs PeOpLe By NoT rEsPeCtInG tHeIr PrOnOuN
by Epic bruh gamer moment August 2, 2019
Get the Mother fuckermug. by Consuela Banana Hammock February 3, 2018
Get the Salty Mother Fuckermug. This has 2 meanings:
1. Literally it means someone who has sex with his own mother, but this word is hardly used in this context(Just like when you call someone a bastard, you don't mean he is a bastard child, when you call someone a mother fucker, you are usually you are not implying that he is someone who sleeps with his mother).
2. The mother of all fuckers(this is what people actually mean when they call someone a mother fucker).
1. Literally it means someone who has sex with his own mother, but this word is hardly used in this context(Just like when you call someone a bastard, you don't mean he is a bastard child, when you call someone a mother fucker, you are usually you are not implying that he is someone who sleeps with his mother).
2. The mother of all fuckers(this is what people actually mean when they call someone a mother fucker).
definition 1:
Tom: Go fuck your mother...
Jerry: Only a mother fucker(the context of this word is literally someone who has sex with his own mother) like you will do such things.
definition 2:
50 cents: Yo mother fucker! wassup!
Eminem: yo fiddy...nothing much...hows it going?
Tom: Go fuck your mother...
Jerry: Only a mother fucker(the context of this word is literally someone who has sex with his own mother) like you will do such things.
definition 2:
50 cents: Yo mother fucker! wassup!
Eminem: yo fiddy...nothing much...hows it going?
by kundinella@1 January 30, 2018
Get the mother fuckermug. those little shitheads from down the street that you just want to stop singing so bad that you curb stomp them away
by the doo wop bandit June 26, 2015
Get the doo wop looking mother fuckermug. “ the mother fucker is incest”
by RapaTuMadreLLC September 13, 2021
Get the The Mother Fuckermug.