jamal the walrus

A guy that is super fucking awesome and hilarious.

Normally doesn't give two shits what people think of him.

Very sweet but can knock a motherfucker out anytime, any place, so don't fuck with this majestic creature and you shall live.

Look at that awesome motherfucker! I bet his nickname is Jamal The Walrus

by Jamalrus The Walrus May 19, 2014

Skeleton Walrus

It is the resurrection of Buddha Walrus as a skeleton. If you know anything about the anatomy of a walrus you would get the joke.

Hey look over there its the amazing skeleton walrus with..... its penis bone touchin' the ground!

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

Walrus pointer

An amazing being or object of ultimate power and awesome. Usually a shorter white fellow, but also can be a big black woman, this is only used in a case where it is much needed. Any use of this term is so serious that the user will be respected just by describing the person of choice in this way.

An example of this is as follows:

Person 1: "Damn they is a hella walrus pointer!"

Person 2: "Totes Magotes"

by Raskeet Onyamum (Royden) January 2, 2014

stranded walrus

when you trick a dirty fat girl at a party into thinking you want to fuck. then you take her into the bedroom tie her to the bed and tape her mouth shut so she moans like a walrus, and leave her dirty walrus ass

fo real that dirty fat bitch got the stranded walrus

by prestoner October 2, 2005

Cheesy Walrus

Fucking a fat, yeast infected bitch.

Wow, I had sex with a cheesy walrus.. I'm not too proud.

Common host is Kim M, from massachusetts

by Brian Mook January 22, 2009

dirty walrus

This occurs late at night when two people visit a cemetary. A recently baried women (a week or two old) is dug up. One starts to eat out her pussy while the other person jumps on her stomach, squirting guts into the other's mouth. Not surprisingly, this is mostly done in Cali.

Last night, Bob and I went out for a plesant dirty walrus.

by Jake J. December 17, 2003

punch the walrus

a play on the term break the seal
with punch replacing break and walrus replacing seal
subsequent urination throughout the night is known as slingshotting penguins

dude if u punch the walrus now you'll be sling-shotting penguins all night

by declanisromped April 21, 2008