sharpest

A person who always thinks they are sexier than everyone else. Even though we all know they are some poser kid. They tend to hate specific things such Jirachi and/or Gunner for whatever reason. Also a person who likes to say (with force) at the end of a sentence.

Sharpest: I am teh sexy beast bitches
Others: No you are not so stfu
Sharpest: I'm so sexy I won Mrs. America!
Sharpest: I wanna rub your nipples (with force)!

by fcuck j00 October 4, 2005

Sharpener

A machine that breaks your pencil lead

That darn sharpener broke my pencil lead in one twist!

by Ok’nt boomer’t March 7, 2019

nut scrape

Area between legs that has been rubbed raw from going "commando" too long.

I haven't worn undrewear for three days and now I have nut scrape.

by Michael Mitchie May 13, 2005

Taint scrape'nz

The dried reisdue left between the testes and the anus after a failed attempt at wiping after a bowel movement. Similar to a crusty gooch.

"Son, you should wipe from front to back! You don't want to end up with itchy "Taint scrape'nz".

by JDizzleFerrizle March 30, 2009

gone pear-shaped

Unexpectedly gone wrong or gone awry.

"Since the plane times changed my whole holiday plans have gone pear-shaped..."

by Asynca June 29, 2004

scrape

A girl that has sex with a lot of guys in a gang. flipper we use scrape in L.A.

Yo, you kno that girl jaquesha? Well, that bitch is a scrape. She fucked all them niggas from west side bangin piru

by amber j<3 March 14, 2008

Skrape

Where rape is committed via Skype

In a conference call where things go badly wrong - Skrape

by N1 motherfuckers November 25, 2009