Reddit's Witness

Someone who goes around the Internet, forcing people to go on Reddit, rather than other well known image blogs. These people usually mock those who do not use reddit, and are overall butthurt.

I was on omegle when I ran into a guy who kept on telling me to use reddit. What a butthurt Reddit's Witness

by NyanOverlord July 30, 2012

Reddit and Chill

The deep fried equivalent of Netflix and chill.

Person 1: "Hey babe wanna come over ;P"
Babe: "What do you wanna do? ;P"
Person 1: "We could do some reddit and chill, yk"
Babe: ">:{, im not into such kinky shit "

by amazon-prime and sexy-time November 28, 2018

reddit warrior

Someone who likes to surf but also from time to time expresses their emotions and feelings online on Reddit, usually mean or provoking comments to make the foe kill themselves.

That reddit warrior is really getting under my skin.

by Starboy16 February 28, 2018

Reddit

A place for the memes and the stories that will either make you yell out "OH HELL NAH" or "YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS".

"Oi, what's your username on Reddit?"
"It's BobDunkinDonuts."

by XxNovaStarxX March 25, 2019

reddit chungus

Some fucking idiot named Ozzy, who makes the worst kind of shitposts

Sup Reddit chungus, how was your day?

by turnip man December 22, 2020

The killer of reddit

Once there was a girl, she was the most beautiful in her small town. She decided to move onto Reddit to read funny posts. Once she saw a post by someone called 'The killer of reddit', she thought that the name was strange but she didn't care but what she read disturbed her the most, it was of a photo of 1 of the abandoned buildings in her town with a dead body of 1 of her classmates that disappeared a few months ago. Her classmates mouth was ripped open and his eyes were bitten out, suddenly someone messaged her, it was the account of the murderer, she started trembling and decided to not read the message. A few hours later, before she went to bed she decided to finally read it, it said " I'm in your house, come down the stairs", she trembled and heard a sound, it was a creek. She saw a smirk at her door....... A few years later she is still in her bed but now forever smiling.

The killer of reddit

by Reallydumb January 31, 2022

Reddit Moment

When something happens that sounds similar to something that could happen on Reddit

That was an epic Reddit Moment

by CBa08 July 28, 2021