1. An eccentric history teacher known for his characteristic stutter and for singing the "Rocky" theme song during class
2. Any person with lots of energy, but no way to express it
2. Any person with lots of energy, but no way to express it
I..I..I'm, I'm P-Peter Shulman!
by Tumma May 7, 2004
the hottest sexiest man alive. mainly known for ahs (American Horror Story) fanbase is mainly teenage girls. i cant get over how sexy he is.
Amy: “Evan Peters is the only man I love”
Jess: “Yessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”
Jess: “Yessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”
by annabienkowski November 13, 2020
to be funny
Adult: Shit
Children: gasp
Adult: fuck
Children: GASP
Adult: bitch
Children: GASP!
Adult: Peter Ruette
Children: AAAAAA
Children: gasp
Adult: fuck
Children: GASP
Adult: bitch
Children: GASP!
Adult: Peter Ruette
Children: AAAAAA
by appointment November 12, 2020
by leoleeo July 3, 2019
The biggest Chad of them all
Our father, Peter Griffin is dead.
by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 29, 2019
Watch that guy trying to place a giant bike in a VW Polo and rocking it, he is such a Peter-Jan.
Wow look at that, he is skating backwards like it's forward, he is rocking it like a Peter-Jan.
Oh man they should have had a better playlist at this party, too bad they didn't Peter-Janned it.
Is that a shotsy? Dunno for sure, wish we had a Peter-Jan, he would have known.
Peter-Jan moves you every time and in so many ways.
Oh no I didn't correctly organize all the data, I wish we did a Peter-Jan.
Well, at least you've Lexed it. Yeah but, I needed the best data-anal yst in the world.
Man I wish I had a Peter-Jan among my friends. He's like herpes, but in a good way.
Wow look at that, he is skating backwards like it's forward, he is rocking it like a Peter-Jan.
Oh man they should have had a better playlist at this party, too bad they didn't Peter-Janned it.
Is that a shotsy? Dunno for sure, wish we had a Peter-Jan, he would have known.
Peter-Jan moves you every time and in so many ways.
Oh no I didn't correctly organize all the data, I wish we did a Peter-Jan.
Well, at least you've Lexed it. Yeah but, I needed the best data-anal yst in the world.
Man I wish I had a Peter-Jan among my friends. He's like herpes, but in a good way.
by Epic010 May 20, 2023
-TITAN-
Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*
Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.
Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*
Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.
Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*
Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*
by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 27, 2019