awe nards

What you say when you are mighty unfortunate.

aWe nARdS! i fLuNKed mY mATh tESt!

by Mother lord September 30, 2017

poop nards

When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!

I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards

by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 9, 2021

Little nards

A man who drinks monkey slump. A man who cannot say earth. A man who has no emotions. He also is wanted in Mexico for drug trafficking

Little nards loves to cook his balls in his air fryer

by Monkey fart June 4, 2022

Big Narstie

Having an Indian curry to create enough content to fill a jiffy bag and then posting the poo to your debt collector / baliff / whoever issued you a fine.

Dave: Yo man, did you ever pay that Ulez fine you got?

Steve: Yea man, I sent em a Big Narstie in the post

Dave: Sweet

by G Doggy Dawg December 10, 2024

Sir Narcsalot

Someone who snitches or tattles on people

Someone threatens to tattle on you and you reply with.. "THANKS SIR NARCSALOT"

by Tdot77 August 9, 2025

Oh my narshe!

An exclamation that expresses both surprise and pleasure; a combination of the phrases "Oh my God" and "Nice!". The phrase "Oh my tart!" can be used as a substitute, with tart meaning tight (in the sense of cool or sweet).

Person 1: Hey, we have some left over pizza, do you want to get in on this?

Person 2: Oh my narshe!

by musicguy1214 July 14, 2010