rule of possession

If you own it, it sucks.

"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."

by Jade J. January 7, 2009

Rule of Puberty

The rule saying that if you date an ugly/not so attractive girl before the rest of puberty hits, she will be hotter later on and you will still be dating her, resulting in your success and the envy of your friends. Has a 9/10 success rate. Can also be applied to dudes.

Doug: "Ew man why is Johnny dating Jill, she isn't even hot"
Jim: "Rule of puberty, dude"

*1-2 years later*

Doug: "I would totally bone Jill now, too bad she's still dating Johnny"
Jim: "Told you man"

by EpicMamo September 24, 2013

Gandhi Rule

When 'Gandhi' has acquired a firebomb/molotov, whoever he calls 'Gandhi Rule' on, must stand still and let 'Gandhi' burn him to death.

Gandhi : Hey Ognjen you fuckwit, Gandhi Rule!!
Ognjen : OH FUCK ME ASSHOLE AND CALL ME A NIGGER

by usheryeeaahh May 29, 2019

hammock rule

the rule that says it is impossible to be unhappy when you are on a hammock.

Things that follow the hammock rule:
- Hammocks
- Trampolines
- The Big Bang Theory theme song
- Bouncy castles
- Glow Sticks
- Glow in the dark stars
- Helium
- Silly string
- The Planets
- 11:11
- Calvin and Hobbes
- "Bazinga!"
- Monsters Inc
- Meet the Robinsons
- The Incredibles
- Art Attack
- Nutella
- Toaster Strudels

by Sharpshooter761 December 20, 2010

ool rule

The number one rule of any pool. No pee (p) in my pool.

"Welcome swimmers! This is my pool. In my pool we have rules. The number one rule is the ool rule. As u can see, there is no pee (p) in my pool, let's try to keep it that way."

by CBolton99 August 20, 2013

Rule 52

The correct amount of times your allowed to be called before being taken off the list. Rule 52 also includes Rule 53 a motion to reconsider to be taken off the call list.

"are you aware of rule 52?'

by Smackerman33 June 7, 2023

rule 2121

You cannot talk about COVID-19, the flu, Ebola, or any heart disease in tinder.

User: I would post a nude video today, but COVID-19 is hitting hard...
Follower: Rule 2121
User: ...

by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021