Michael

Michael is a huge dick. He thinks he is better than everyone but hes not. No one likes him. He tends to fuck girls named jillian and he is a very mean and selfish person. He loves to use girls

dude that bitch is so michael

by thabitchyo November 16, 2010

Michael

very sexy man who has a huuuuge D and plays hockey and bikes and scooters. usually lives in BC and and a very nice guy ;) Likes the number 7 and likes to write poems about cheese!

Marie: why did i dump Michael?

Abbey: hes sooooo hot!!!!

Emily: heeey high 5 buddy!!!!!!!!!!

Ashlee: eh hes ight

by cheese bro7 September 19, 2012

Michael

The one of few people who will constantly like watching rickk and morty for hours on end. Also screeches like a 8 year old mincraft kid at random. Will cause severe chromesome loss

Did you see that new episode of rick and morty? Nah man i aint no michael.

by Gargoyle gale November 8, 2017

Michael

a big sack of shit he's ugly and very unattractive. He is also very annoying. He yells a lot and he's a fucking faggot

That kid is such a Michael

by ensoraz February 9, 2019

Michael

A very HOT, nice guy who loves his girlfriend, will do anything for friends. Loves football and basketball. Has a lot of siblings. Usually has black or brown hair and brown eyes. Last name usually starts with a M and hates his ex’s

Did you hear about E and Michael they are dating!

by L. M. S January 9, 2018

Michael

Ratchet Hoodrat

Everything Michael does is like a legit hoodrat

by Jb733848494 June 18, 2018

Michael

Michael's are outgoing and charismatic. They usually have more female friends than male friends. They can be introverted and extroverted. They can be the life of the party and the wallflower.

"Who's that really funny guy? What's his name?"
"Michael."
"I can tell."

by mad memes December 15, 2016