Blue Midnight

enough mixed substance to cripple, maybe even paralyze, as long as it looks blue
isopropyl alcohol, jagermeister, redbull, arsenic and blue kool aid - laced with extra death -

"Yosedg'ews - - , : whatyda vin taek lewaos : ) :) : ) Blue Midnight"
by blue midnight January 02, 2012
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midnight nuggets

The red, scratched-up leftovers of a mans nutsack after an extreme session of scratching said nutsack. its usually raw and sensitive to any and all outside contact.
Man 1: "Hey Todd, any idea why Marks walking funny"
Man 2: "Hey Jeff, yeah, Marks got midnight nuggets"
by TheBallsOnFire November 30, 2017
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midnight Lila

Midnight Lila is a term referring to the Lila you attempt to interact with after around 11 o'clock at night. Midnight Lila is prone to insulting you in ways that daytime Lila had never even considered...and, therefore, is much more interesting.
"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"
by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020
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midnight slip

Switching partners during sex without the woman knowing.
Me and my buddie have that bitch the midnight slip!
by Dethrattleshake March 08, 2017
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Midnight Scalper

the act of shaving a sex partner's hair after they have fallen asleep.
Rickie is a known midnight scalper he has a collection of hair in his room.
by love rocket January 30, 2012
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Midnight Mariachi

The sound of distant but still audible mariachi music usually experienced late at night. The thumping of the tuba penetrates your home even when the windows are closed. There is no escape.
Maybe someone's having a party. Maybe someone's blasting it out of the their parked car because they're an asshole. It is unmistakable, you are experiencing Midnight Mariachi.
Did you hear that Midnight Mariachi last night? It kept me up until 3 AM.
by Tawdry Audrey March 08, 2021
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Midnight Epiphony

The act of awakening in the middle of the night and suddenly remebering that you failed to accomplish something during the day (request from boss, spouse, teacher, etc.) This is usually followed by forgetting to do it again the following day as well, hence the cycle continues.
Last night, I had a midnight epiphony...I forgot to complete the report my boss needs today.
by Shayg630 April 25, 2010
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