bitter melon

A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.

Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.

by bubsters March 9, 2018

Mayo melon

Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity

Often names beginning with j hehe

Very suss baka

R.i.p that pussy ayeee

Person 1: yo jacks comin

Person 2: vv sus deffo a mayo melon

by LOZZABOZZA June 9, 2021

push melon

Word that was on urban dictionary but has been taken of urban dictionary

This is a push melon

by Murfman85 December 11, 2015

Melon fuck

The act of fucking someone with melon usually twelve year old boys

I will melon fuck that child

by Ggooog November 13, 2021

Melon Balling

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019

Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

by CuntMelon April 15, 2012

Melon Docking

The act of insertingyour penis into a natural or man made orifice on a melonof your choosing.

To fuck a hole in a Melon.

Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.

David’s evening at the bar ended in a 4 hour session of Melon Docking

by Originalgazelle August 10, 2019