Meg Minute

An indeterminate amount of time; often exacerbated by lack of sleep, hanger, previous engagements, late night showers and naps. The opposite of the new york minute.

Josh: It’s 11 pm already! Where is she, pal?
Stu: Oh you know her! She’ll be here in a Meg Minute!

by Boss Hog 1234 June 2, 2018

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Meg

n. A euphemism for "shit." Often used in a humorous or ironic way.

Synonyms:
Shit, crap, crapola, doo-doo, guano, manure, turd, waste

Antonyms:
Success, achievement, accomplishment, triumph

Usage:
The term "Meg" can be used in any situation where the speaker would normally use the word "shit." It can be used in a sentence by itself, or it can be used as an adjective or adverb.

"I'm about to Meg my pants."
"Blake is gonna get so Meg faced tonight"
"I hope she doesn't get Meggy with this"

by Anonymous_298365 June 27, 2023

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Megativity

When one acts such as Meg Lebaugh.

Lying phsycoticly
Being a crazy bitch
Saying you have Lung cancer when you don't

I don't have to deal with your megativity

by Dolanzz August 30, 2017

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Meg Blackout

When you drink 2 bottles of champegne in 30 minutes. Because you are slugging them like an absolute LEGEND, 2 sip mimosas right down the hatch, one after another. Everyone you see you scream at for no reason and every time you take a step and fall. When you fall, you fall hard, breaking wine bottles, bongs, and basically anything else insight until your friends force you to sleep. Suddenly, you wake up at 12:55 A.M. to 100 notifications and epic confusion. Thats what you call a good old fashion Meg Blackout.

"My head hurts, I fell on a mirror this weekend when I Meg Blacked out"
" You didn't just black out, you had an epic Meg Blackout"

by blackout meg October 26, 2020

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