Lachlan Toohey

silent treatment, thinks he is an usso but is a pussio

yeah youre a lachlan toohey

by daddypedro March 10, 2022

Lachlan

Lachlan's favourite letter is always *e* and he is most likely a maid or catboy
E is love, E is life.
Lozzy also likes E, but she likes dove cameron more and then likes her cat more and then despises all brithish fuckboys
Lachlan on the other hand loves british fuckboys but likes women more

Lachlan will EEEEE the fucking shit out of ur skinny maid ass

by lachiejay April 14, 2022

Lachlan Yip

a person who likes cock in their ass

Lachlan Yip likes cock

by currydonny April 26, 2022

Lockland Split

A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.

Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole

by DeanWalden April 29, 2022

Lachlan cool guy Sigma

Lachlan cool guy sigma will stand for the flag and kneel for the cross

Lmao

Did you see Lachlan cool guy sigma
No, I just broke my legs from jumping from a plane car lmao

by JoshuaNetfold May 1, 2022

Lachlan

Lachlan Is a jew who pulls no bitches and has green not blue eyes and is related to the boy in the striped pyjamas

That guy there is a lachlan

by saltsquid56 June 3, 2022

Lachlan

may seem very scary at first but THEIR ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY AND VERY NICE YOU WILL NOT REGRET BEFRIENDING THEM, they may simp alot but you'll get used to it, they also really really like anime and roleplaying

"Lachlan just sent me a message, what do i do?"

"I dont know- their pretty scary"

by Akusha June 12, 2022