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Eggplant Friday

A popular social media hashtag where men with large penis' take pictures of their bulges through their sweatpants which resemble an eggplant
Lisa : "Did you see johnnys eggplant Friday post on Instagram?"'
Tonya : " OMG yes girl, he's packing some heat down there"
by Vinny1995 December 13, 2014
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DGAF Friday

DGAF Friday is the last day of a week in which participants refuse to care about anything, simply not giving a fuck. Also can be renamed DGAF Monday, Tuesday, etc. as long as it corresponds to the last day of a work/school week before the weekend. If people DGAF all the time then things get out of hand, so there is now a designated day.

this term was coined in November 2009 by Keenan Turner and Zach Mastro
So far I have failed an exam, recieved 2 detentions, and pissed all over a toilet seat. But i dont mind, im just celebrating DGAF Friday!
by sewfertanick November 30, 2009
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Penis Friday

A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes

Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times
“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”
by WippityWap June 4, 2021
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Diet Friday

A way of defining Thursday that involves the word Friday in order to make the weekend seem that little bit closer.
What day is it?
Diet Friday
by Slim_Jim February 28, 2009
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Friday Reminder

On Fridays, when you observe a significant population of your Facebook friends (usually girls) make their status about being happy or excited that it is Friday, most often waiting since Monday. This may seem redundant or reassuring, depending on the person observing.
(John looks at Ashley's Facebook status)

Ashley: guess what?!?!?! It's FRIDAY!

(John looks at Britney's status right below Ashley's)

Britney: can't wait to get off work since it's FRIDAY!

John thinks to himself: Thanks for the Friday Reminder, girls.
by jayB109 August 20, 2010
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Friday Santana

Australia’s Friday Santana made a rapid ascent to fame after identifying as a R&B young legend. After getting recognition from Ski Mask The Slump God early in his career, Friday decided to roll with it and released his single featuring Ski Mask which him and Ski had worked on early 2018. Shortly after the release, the track caught flame and achieved hundreds of thousands of streams on Spotify in a matter of weeks along with several millions on Apple Music and remains one of his biggest records to date. Taking a look into his discography, Friday has managed to take over the culture on his terms filtering R&B with records like “Evil Girls” and “All I Know”. Friday has stuck to his mysterious appearance and heartless-like character he displays with his music over the years. The mystery has been a well spoken about topic but the artist’s response to it all was, “I’ve always thought that the art should be your power, not the image. The image is the face of the art however it can be a distraction, so I’d just rather let my music talk for me instead, you know?” says Friday on an Instagram live 2020.
Friday Santana is the new face of Australia and R&B music.
by Justina Clarino February 27, 2021
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Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021
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