A popular social media hashtag where men with large penis' take pictures of their bulges through their sweatpants which resemble an eggplant
Lisa : "Did you see johnnys eggplant Friday post on Instagram?"'
Tonya : " OMG yes girl, he's packing some heat down there"
Tonya : " OMG yes girl, he's packing some heat down there"
by Vinny1995 December 13, 2014
DGAF Friday is the last day of a week in which participants refuse to care about anything, simply not giving a fuck. Also can be renamed DGAF Monday, Tuesday, etc. as long as it corresponds to the last day of a work/school week before the weekend. If people DGAF all the time then things get out of hand, so there is now a designated day.
this term was coined in November 2009 by Keenan Turner and Zach Mastro
this term was coined in November 2009 by Keenan Turner and Zach Mastro
So far I have failed an exam, recieved 2 detentions, and pissed all over a toilet seat. But i dont mind, im just celebrating DGAF Friday!
by sewfertanick December 01, 2009
The once a year event where you go to Walmart or Best Buy to get a new TV while you avoid being trampled by 100 morons. So it's basically the bloodbath from the Hunger Games or the Shopping Purge.
Darren: KYLE WAKE UP, IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!
Kyle: Darren... Why do you want me to sacrifice my life just to get a printer?
Kyle: Darren... Why do you want me to sacrifice my life just to get a printer?
by Chuli-P April 22, 2023
by Murry D September 23, 2010
On Fridays, when you observe a significant population of your Facebook friends (usually girls) make their status about being happy or excited that it is Friday, most often waiting since Monday. This may seem redundant or reassuring, depending on the person observing.
(John looks at Ashley's Facebook status)
Ashley: guess what?!?!?! It's FRIDAY!
(John looks at Britney's status right below Ashley's)
Britney: can't wait to get off work since it's FRIDAY!
John thinks to himself: Thanks for the Friday Reminder, girls.
Ashley: guess what?!?!?! It's FRIDAY!
(John looks at Britney's status right below Ashley's)
Britney: can't wait to get off work since it's FRIDAY!
John thinks to himself: Thanks for the Friday Reminder, girls.
by jayB109 August 20, 2010
Bob are you going shopping the day after thanksgiving?
No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!
No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!
by L Esposito December 24, 2010
My friend: It's Friday the 13th, we're doomed!
Me: Haha
A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends
COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!
Me: Haha
A few hours later
Me: He's right, but it's only for 2 weeks, right?!
1 year later
Me: T-T please... I just want to see my friends
COVID: FOOL, the power of Friday the 13th has given me unlimited power and I shall never die! Bwa hahahaha!
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021