Instagram

A platform a smart boyfriend should never let their girl post on.

Jake let his girlfriend post on instagram for the whole world to see her massive knockers in a bikini. The next week Asher fucked her brains out.

Nice Job Jake!

by btcterms March 30, 2023

Instagram

A cynanide pill that eventually eats you out with with depression, anxiety and eating disorders. Despite being a "social" media, it is known to cause chronic loneliness and even suicides, especially among young adults and teenagers.

Influencer: OMG, I just fucked my boyfriend and made millions on OnlyFans!! I can't wait to post my vlog on Instagram!
Me: Why does everyone seem to have a perfect lifestyle on Instagram.

by SocialMediaCritic December 16, 2023

Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram…

If you don’t fucking like what 20+ year old niggas are doing then unfollow them. Simple as that nigga, don’t worry about their life. Seem like you the one who need to change your mentality….

Why the FUCK you on these niggas dicks for? Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram…

by Muthafucking mind ya business November 24, 2021

Instagram takeover

When a group of juniors request the seniors the access to their account so they can post something fun

The Revenants have now completed the Instagram Takeover of THIS PAGE for the next 24 hours!!!!

by RevLuB April 10, 2023

instagram

most trashiest, dirties, stinky flop you'll ever see. hates successful people because she's jealous of them. block her when you make a new account.

ugh instagram deleted my account againt, she really wants to bring me down huh? what a flop

by kalo_kurva (stan loona) November 24, 2021

Selfish-Instagraming

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.

“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such

selfish-instagraming?”

by Tompikapp January 28, 2019

Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.

Our feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of attention created by one particular comment. At the moment we consider this merely an Instagram thesis.

by Purple-font November 11, 2021