instagram

That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.
by niklj November 20, 2020
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freaky instagram

instagram with freaks; instagram after dark; purposefully provocative on social media
freaky instagram user @carringtonusa
by lilith130 April 18, 2024
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Instagram

The only social media where you can find inspiring content, memes, and professional photographers alongside easily accessible uncensored gore, exposed pages, and leaked personal information simply because they never bother to properly moderate it.
Guy 1: I heard Tiffany got doxxed.
Guy 2: Yeah, her home address, full name, and phone number were posted on an Instagram story.
by fridgewater January 13, 2024
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Instagram

instagram makes me feel pressured, objectified and the images portrayed are unrealistic.

my top 3 words to describe instagram
by sillysamuel May 2, 2024
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Instagram

A platform a smart boyfriend should never let their girl post on.
Jake let his girlfriend post on instagram for the whole world to see her massive knockers in a bikini. The next week Asher fucked her brains out.

Nice Job Jake!
by btcterms March 30, 2023
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Instagram

A cynanide pill that eventually eats you out with with depression, anxiety and eating disorders. Despite being a "social" media, it is known to cause chronic loneliness and even suicides, especially among young adults and teenagers.
Influencer: OMG, I just fucked my boyfriend and made millions on OnlyFans!! I can't wait to post my vlog on Instagram!
Me: Why does everyone seem to have a perfect lifestyle on Instagram.
by SocialMediaCritic December 16, 2023
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If you don’t fucking like what 20+ year old niggas are doing then unfollow them. Simple as that nigga, don’t worry about their life. Seem like you the one who need to change your mentality….
Why the FUCK you on these niggas dicks for? Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram
by Muthafucking mind ya business November 24, 2021
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