heavy pants

to have a large unit (package)

you got to have heavy pants to please the ladies.

by Kickey T September 07, 2003

heavy petting

A term usually used in health classes to describe the act of mutual masturbation; i.e. playing with each others' junk. This term has never before been used outside of such classes.

Laurel and Colton engaged in a session of heavy petting before gettin' it on.

Oh Colton, it feels so good when we are immersed in heavy petting.

by Bob Elva November 09, 2008

Heavy foot

Condition inexperienced drivers suffer from when they start driving. It's a combination of inexperience and nervousness which leads then punching the pedals like in Xbox instead of gently brushing them like in real life.

Daniel Craig has got a heavy foot so i had to adjust when we were training. -The Stig

by I Kr March 24, 2016

Heavy Netting

Somebody who is surfing the internet all the time! Also know as a "Heavy Netter".

Cade is never around because he is always heavy netting.

by Cade Lucas October 20, 2008

Paid Heavy

A recruited physically-muscular and/or armed individual, or group of individuals, usually sent to collect a debt, threaten, attack, or otherwise intimidate another individual or group of people into some form of concession.

"Either the police will find and deal with him, OR, I'll find him myself and send some paid heavy around to deal with him."

by rm84 December 08, 2018

heavy wood

Music, often from either the classical or baroque era, that is established as being a 'prophetic' form of proto-heavy metal. For instance, some of the compositions of Antonio Vivaldi (1678-1741), such as 'La Folia' or 'The Four Seasons' can be classified as falling within this category.

Dude, you listen to heavy metal? Fuck that! Listen to heavy wood instead.

by opuspostumum March 15, 2023

Dude-Heavy

Term used to explain male to female ratio or masculine dominance

-Danny and Cameron

this Orgys really dude-heavy , Lets split

by Dude Heavy October 26, 2017